Despite their visits to all the other bars and restaurants within the greater Fan District, every single Richmond resident said today that they’ve still never set foot inside the Cary St. Cafe, another area establishment that is patronized by Lord knows who.
“It’s so weird, I drive by that place all the time but have never really thought about going in,” said local resident Tara White, who, like everyone else in town, is pretty sure it’s kind of a hippie place. “They seem to have music there a lot. Jazz maybe. Or maybe it’s like a place that just has a bunch of Cary Street stuff on the walls, like a [T.G.I.] Friday’s sort of thing?”
As of press time, everybody said that they should maybe go there sometime, though inside sources noted that’s what everybody once said about Avalon.