New Guy Starts Tomorrow

The new guy starts tomorrow, according to numerous reports. The new guy will be tasked with working hard and doing new guy stuff, such as running the Commonwealth of Virginia.

“Officially, the new guy gets on the payroll tomorrow, though it really will be Monday before he really starts working,” one report said, also noting that the new guy has experience in the management of things, having served as a lieutenant colonel in the U.S. Army.

Sources said the new guy also went to college where they made that Rudy movie.

The new guy, 55, will be transferring to Richmond from his home in Virginia Beach.  The new guy and his wife and five children will also be given a brand new house downtown, a mansion that is the current home of the older guy.


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