Despite not having seen her in nearly seven years, your friend Katie Weber said this morning that she planned to make a trip to Richmond and visit you soon, sources said.
“I definitely need to get down there and catch up, we should grab a few drinks,” Weber wrote in a four-sentence email over Facebook, as talking on the phone to you would have been slightly awkward since you have not actually spoken since college. “Maybe April, becase [sic] I would love to see Richmond in the spring.”
“But you should totally come up [to D.C.] soon, it would be great,” the email also noted.
While you have reportedly told Weber that she could come to Richmond and visit at “any time,” you were also considering going up to Washington for the weekend to visit her as early as next month, comments that sources said were both loads of fucking bullshit.