Report: Cheeseballs Never Make It Past Fourth Dip Advertisements Like this:Like Loading... Related One thought on “Report: Cheeseballs Never Make It Past Fourth Dip” Add yours You’ve never tried my friend, Kim’s cheese ball. Every so often she makes one for my art openings -it’s full of butter and rolled in cranberries. Gallery guests gobble chunks on wheat thins, not just smears, and insist on having the recipe. The last time we served Kim’s cheese ball we had to escort an inebriated bulimic away from the table who had cast the crackers aside, grabbed a fork, and proceeded to shovel peachy slabs from the tray into her mouth all the while licking her fork clean between each stab. I was sweeping and scraping up dried cranberries for days. I’m telling you, this cheese ball is not like any cheese ball you have ever had. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (Address never made public) Name Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email.