Local Partygoer To Bring Some Chips

Richmond resident and weekend partygoer Sam Ashmun is expected announce later today his contribution of “a bag” of chips to this weekend’s homecoming tailgate, sources said.

“I know that Benson [Alexander] is bringing all the meats, the grill, and the plates and napkins, so I’m sure we’ll need some chips,” the 25-year-old said, noting he is still undecided on whether to purchase the “scoop”-shaped, regular-sized, or lime-flavored Tostitos for Saturday’s homecoming game at Randolph-Macon College.  “I really like the lime, but I’m not sure everyone does.  I may just get, like, regular and barbecue flavored potato chips instead of corn tortilla chips, just to mix it up a bit.”

Added Ashmun: “Hopefully someone will make some of that layered bean and cheese dip.”

 As of press time, Ashmun said he was still trying to find a ride to the tailgate – “perhaps with Benson [Alexander]” – so that he wouldn’t have to bother himself with figuring out a ride later in the evening.


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