A Fan-area bargoer says he managed to spot That Old Guy who is always with That One Way Younger Girl during a single night in at least two bars along Robinson Street.
“I see that guy out all the time, blondeish hair, always really sharply-dressed and all, but he’s got to be pushing like 65 or 70,” said Daniel Widen, explaining that he saw That Old Guy at Metro around 9:30 p.m., then later in the evening at 3 Monkeys making out with That One Way Younger Girl. “It’s kind of weird, isn’t it? Right?”
Weird or not, Widen noted, That Old Guy bears a strong resemblance to the likes of Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner, “and is likely also pretty rich, if I had to guess.”
Widen added that it is pretty amazing that That Old Guy continues to go to bars, since the 27-year-old “is really getting to an age where I’m tired of going out all the time. But I guess it’s still cool for him, what being with That One Way Younger Girl and all. The guy’s a partying machine.”