Dominion issues reminder to idiots, morons about trespassing into electric substations

After a Richmond copper thief broke into an electric substation and was electrocuted over the weekend, Dominion Virginia Power released a short statement today reminding the area’s idiots, morons and full-fledged wankers not to do such things.

“Dear Dumbasses,” the statement from the company began, “due to the high voltages recorded in numbers that are too big for you to understand, it is important that you do not enter, go near or climb over the barbed-wire fences that surround these complexes, which supply parts of the city with power.  If you do manage to get inside, your chances of dying or being electrocuted are about as high as the amount of electricity that will pass through your numb skulls.”

The statement from Virginia’s largest utility company further explained to the jerkweeds that in no way should the substation’s “transformers” be touched, as they will not turn into a large robot.

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  1. The rights of humanity are trampled once again. I, for one, celebrate the idea of numb-skulls self-selecting themselves out of the pool – the gene pool, at least – by clearly demonstrating just HOW dumb a bag of hammers really is…

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