Local men prove Reason No. 1 not to get in bar fights

A bar fight has left a Richmond man dead and another facing an unexpected and probable homicide charge, further proving the top reason cited by academics to not get into scuffles after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

“Up until this point, all our evidence has been circumstantial but supported a general theory of, ‘Do not throw a punch after downing more than four Red Bull vodkas,'” said University of Richmond sociology professor R. Tyler Humphrey.  “After this weekend’s test of that hypothesis in the Fan District, we can safely say that this longtime phenomenon can now be considered an absolute truth.” 

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