Tag Archives: tragedy
Breaking News: Car Spotted At Bullets Drive-Thru
Someone – an actual person, in a car – was seen earlier today both ordering from and subsequently passing through the Bullets Black Angus Burgers drive-thru window at the restaurant’s West Broad Street location, a local man said. “I happened … Continue reading
Filed under City, food, restaurants
Correction
A story last week on Tobacco Avenue incorrectly reported that our publisher, Randolph J. Strummer Jr., was killed in a plane crash off the coast of Utah. He is alive, and we have since learned that Utah does not border the … Continue reading
Filed under Humor
17 Voters Dead In 'Calculated' Velociraptor Polling Precinct Attack
Just as Virginia Board of Elections officials had suspected, a pack of four velociraptors stormed a Richmond voting precinct early this afternoon, killing as many as 17 voters and leaving at least 30 more injured. The ostrich-size dinosaurs – which … Continue reading
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