Tag Archives: Sports
Hokies Looking Good This Year, Reports Man With No Knowledge Of Sports
The Virginia Tech Hokies are looking pretty strong this year in respect to both their offense and defense, a Richmond man who does not follow college football or sports told his peers today. “I tell you, [Virginia Tech Head Coach] … Continue reading
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NBC12 Anchor Gene Cox Putting Together Ultimate Frisbee Team
Veteran Richmond newsman Gene Cox said today that he is attempting to organize an “absolutely wicked” Ultimate Frisbee team for the summer, with the hopes of playing one game a week before his nightly newscast on NBC12. Similar to football … Continue reading
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Redskins New Winning Strategy: Santana Moss Will Shoot Self In Leg
Seeking to mirror the success of the 11-1 New York Giants, the 7-5 Washington Redskins said this morning that Santana Moss has been told to accidentally self-inflict a gunshot wound onto his thigh, an injury that will bench the wide … Continue reading
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Lonely Richmond Brave Diagnosed With Depression
Wondering where all his friends and family have gone in recent weeks, the iconic statue of the Native American brave at The Diamond was diagnosed today with clinical depression, doctors said. Local psychotherapist Dr. Philip M. Marbal Jr. said the statue … Continue reading
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