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‘Tron’: Could It Happen In Richmond?

  As the nation prepares for this Friday’s release of Tron: Legacy, many Richmond residents are wondering if such a scenario – the story of a man who is pulled into a video game and battles a ruthless villain – … Continue reading

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Pantele Fixes That Pesky Floorboard With His Council President Gavel

Two days after he struck the gavel at his final City Council meeting while serving as president, William J. Pantele told reporters this morning that he used the same ceremonial mallet to hammer down “that pesky floorboard” at his North Richmond … Continue reading

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Philip Morris, Circuit City Announce One Wacky Merger

In a move Wall Street analysts are calling “most perplexing,” Philip Morris and Circuit City announced a $7.2 billion merger this morning that will create the world’s largest – and only – consumer electronics retailing tobacco company. The new entity, … Continue reading

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Mayor-Elect Dwight Jones' Collectible Plates Not Exactly Flying Off Shelves

Despite the strict limit of only two per caller, commemorative plates of Richmond Mayor-elect Dwight Jones aren’t selling as heavily as planned, the Virginia Historical Society Mint said this morning. “We really thought these things would go like hotcakes,” historical society … Continue reading

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Stuffing-Pipe Break Leaves Thousands Without Necessary Turkey-Hole Filler

Roughly 210,000 homes in the Richmond area have been left without access to an essential Thanksgiving Day food item after freezing cold temperatures caused a 12-inch underground stuffing pipe to break this morning, public utilities officials said.  The pipe, a … Continue reading

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School Board Member Caught Trading Garbage Pail Kids Cards

Richmond School Board member Keith West was reprimanded by city officials yesterday after it was discovered that he was collecting Garbage Pail Kids cards and trading them with fellow members. West, who received two days of in-School Board suspension, admitted … Continue reading

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Vol. 1 Issue 5

Available now at all area Ukrop’s stores, 7-Elevens, and 3rd Street Diners.

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Defeated Mayor Candidate Bill Pantele Donates Leftover Campaign Funds To Red

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Lines Of Voters Stretching As Far Back As 1904

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Lawrence Williams Temporarily Forgets He’s Running For Mayor

‘Oh Shit!’ underdog candidate reportedly says Richmond mayoral candidate Lawrence E. Williams temporarily forgot that he is running for mayor, sources reported today, sending the political hopeful “into a tizzy” at a downtown cafe earlier this afternoon. Seen with co-workers … Continue reading

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Krispy Kreme Launches Doughnut Delivery, Open-Heart Surgery Services

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Inc. yesterday launched a new delivery and open-heart surgery service in Richmond, bringing the hot delicatessen treats to doorsteps around the region and providing free cardiac bypass operations to patients who order 20 dozen doughnuts  or more … Continue reading

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Man Narrowly Survives First Vegetarian Meal

Stranded for nearly three hours at the table of a Richmond vegetarian restaurant, local man Tim Padgett told “The Today Show” this morning that he survived the excruciating meal by eating a variety of non-meat-based foods, and chasing the leftover hunger … Continue reading

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Pantele Wonders If He’s ‘It’ After Being Tagged On Facebook

RICHMOND – Moments after a friend tagged a picture of him on Facebook yesterday, city mayoral candidate William J. Pantele asked younger campaign staffers whether such an action meant that he was “It,” sources said. “I’m still so new to … Continue reading

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Wilder ‘didn’t not know’ he was receiving car allowance

Richmond Mayor L. Douglas Wilder today denied denying that he never not knew he was receiving an extra $700 a month in his pay, saying that he “didn’t not” realize the vehicle stipend was being deposited into his bank account. … Continue reading

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Ed Ayers named ninth UR president after telling students he'll vow to Holy Moses Malone who's the babe on the right

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Police release photo of suspect in violent deaths of Grover, Kermit

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Weather coming to area

Weather, planet Earth’s naturally-occurring atmospheric changes with respect to wind, temperature, cloud formations, moisture and pressure, is expected to hit the Richmond region hard this weekend. “Weather is definitely going to change come Friday, well into the evening and on … Continue reading

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