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17 Voters Dead In 'Calculated' Velociraptor Polling Precinct Attack
Just as Virginia Board of Elections officials had suspected, a pack of four velociraptors stormed a Richmond voting precinct early this afternoon, killing as many as 17 voters and leaving at least 30 more injured. The ostrich-size dinosaurs – which … Continue reading
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Officials: Stupid Old People Having Trouble Working Polling Computers
Virginia Board of Elections officials are cautioning voters to be patient this morning as hundreds of “stupid old people” experience difficulty in operating the incredibly user-friendly voting machines. The stupid old people, defined by officials as “some voters older than … Continue reading
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Pantele Wonders If He’s ‘It’ After Being Tagged On Facebook
RICHMOND – Moments after a friend tagged a picture of him on Facebook yesterday, city mayoral candidate William J. Pantele asked younger campaign staffers whether such an action meant that he was “It,” sources said. “I’m still so new to … Continue reading
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