Tag Archives: election day
Dwight Jones Swears To Not, You Know, Go All Crazy And Stuff As Mayor
Newly-elected Richmond Mayor Dwight Jones thanked supporters last night at his victory party, promising better days ahead for the city and to never, you know, go all crazy and flip out and stuff, unlike some Richmond mayors he knows. “It’s a … Continue reading
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Vol 1. Issue 3
Available now at all area Ukrop’s stores, 7-Elevens, and 3rd Street Diners.
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Va. Election Officials Unprepared For Velociraptor Attack
Huge voter turnout? Check. Paper ballots just in case of electronic problems? Check. Ample protection against the threat of a pack of dinosaurs attacking and killing throngs of voters? Don’t count on it. Despite ardent claims that they are prepared … Continue reading
